Conversation Hearts for Seniors

Like many, I remember the candy hearts pictured above, from my youth, many, many years ago. However, I’m surprised the sayings haven’t been updated for those of us who fall into the category that I will label as ‘old’.

How about the following updates for us Seniors?

  • Have you seen my glasses?
  • What?
  • Take your Beano!
  • Call my phone
  • What does DM mean?
  • What’s that smell?

Any sayings you would add?